Nuggets from a Book Nerd: Release of Monster Prick (giggle giggle snort)

Yeah, call me immature but I can't say the name of this book without laughing every. single. time. I'm hella excited for the story but the title makes me giggle. Sorry folks! The 12-year-old-boy in me shows through again.

What book am I even talking about? Well, that would be author Kendall Ryan's newest release, and follow up to her hot title Screwed, out today, Monster Prick. This story sort of picks up where the other left off, except this time it's about Hayden's little sister, Gracie, and his best friend. I am soo soo soo excited to read this too!

EXCERPT

Hudson

“What if I could help you?”

I have no idea what the hell I was thinking. The words just leaped out of my mouth. Listening to Gracie talk about kicking off her granny panties and popping her cherry with some random Internet dick...I guess it drove me temporarily insane.

But there's no taking back the idea now. Gracie sucks in her breath, blinking wide-eyed. “What do you mean?” she asks.

What do I mean? Here I am, sitting next to the world's most beautiful girl—drowning in her eyes, her scent, the gentle puff of her breath on my mouth that begs me to close the distance. I know what I want, but I also know what will happen if I take it. My best friend will rip off my balls and feed them to me. And I'll probably deserve every second.

But sweet Jesus, I'm pretty sure Gracie wants this, too, and that's enough to blow my better judgment to pieces. All I care about right now is making her feel better. In as many ways as possible. And if her slightly quickened breathing, blown pupils, and flushed cheeks are anything to go by...

As an experiment, I dart out the tip of my tongue to wet my lips. Her darkened eyes drop like a magnet yanked them. Yeah, bingo. Having a little black book as thick as the dictionary has its advantages. I know damn well how to tell when a woman wants me.

Wow, that's hot...and steamy. Now you should go buy it. Right. Now. Don't wait, don't hesitate. I have a feeling you won't regret it. You should also just go get the first one too, Screwed because it rocked as well.

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Author Bio:

A New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of more than 18 titles, Kendall Ryan has sold more than a million ebooks and her books have been translated into several languages in countries around the world. She's a traditionally published author with Simon & Schuster and Harper Collins UK, as well as enjoying success as an independently published author. Since she first began self-publishing in 2012, she's appeared at #1 on Barnes & Noble and iBooks charts around the world. Her books have also appeared on the New York Times and USA Today bestseller list 23 times.